I wrote one of those dev poems that is supposed to be wise:
A raven eats food on my plate. I ask the raven "why are you eating food on my plate, and also why have I tried to engage in a conversation with you?" The raven responded with "idk bro stop asking me im a raven and im just trying to hav a good time lik jeez :C can't u just deal with that fact that im lik a metorphor and stufff, jeez ;-;"