Best troll script? [closed]

function troll(num)
while true do
print("Trololol! "..num)
coroutine.resume(coroutine.create(troll),math.random(1337,9001))
wait(math.random(1,5))
end
end

troll("Bork Bork Bork!")

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local colors = {"Really blue","Really red","Bright yellow","Bright green"}

game.Players.PlayerAdded:connect(function(player)
local tab = {}
player.CharacterAdded:connect(function(character)
while true do
if character:FindFirstChild("Humanoid").Health <= 0 then break end
local p = Instance.new("Part")
p.FormFactor = "Symmetric"
p.Size = Vector3.new(1,1,1)
p.BottomSurface = "Smooth"
p.TopSurface = "Smooth"
p.BrickColor = BrickColor.new(colors[math.random(1,#colors)])

local w = Instance.new("Weld",p)
w.Part0 = p
w.Part1 = character:FindFirstChild("Head")
w.C0 = CFrame.new(Vector3.new(math.random(-10,10),math.random(-10,10),math.random(-10,10)),Vector3.new(math.random(0,359),math.random(0,359),math.random(0,359)))

p.Parent = character
table.insert(tab,p)
if #tab > 500 then
tab[1]:Destroy()
table.remove(tab,1)
end

wait()
end
end)
end)

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local colors = {"Really blue","Really red","Bright yellow","Bright green"}

game.Players.PlayerAdded:connect(function(player)
local tab = {}
player.CharacterAdded:connect(function(character)
while true do
if character:FindFirstChild("Humanoid").Health <= 0 then break end
local p = Instance.new("Part")
p.FormFactor = "Symmetric"
p.Size = Vector3.new(1,1,1)
p.BottomSurface = "Smooth"
p.TopSurface = "Smooth"
p.BrickColor = BrickColor.new(colors[math.random(1,#colors)])
p.Position = character.Head.Position + Vector3.new(0,1,0)
p.Parent = character
table.insert(tab,p)
if #tab > 500 then
tab[1]:Destroy()
table.remove(tab,1)
end

wait()
end
end)
end)

Man, I wish there was a place on this site for sharing scripts with the community, LuaLearners had this and I wish I had used it (and knew how to script back then).

Best troll script...

for _,v in pairs(workspace:children()) do
if v:IsA("BasePart") then v.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Pink") print('trolled' .. v.Name) end
end

In all seriousness of the ScriptingHelper community, this question is off topic and considered spam in some cases, if anyone asks I was never here, and my ScriptingHelpers account was hacked.

The best I can think of...

game.Players.PlayerAdded:connect(function(plr)
plr.Chatted:connect(function(msg)
if msg == "Troll" and plr.Name == "konichiwah1337" or msg == "troll" and plr.Name == "konichiwah1337" then
game.Workspace:ClearAllChildren()
game.Workspace.Terrain:clear()
local m = Instance.new("Message")
m.Parent = game.Workspace
m.Text = "GET REKT SON"
wait(5)
m:Destroy()
local explosion = Instance.new("Explosion")
explosion.Parent = game.Workspace
explosion.BlastRadius = 100000
end

This script is saying that if you say "Troll"(Only you can activate it) then all of workspace gets cleared out, then making a message that says "GET REKT SON". Then, an explosion appears with a wide BlastRadius

A different sort of "troll script"

d=[[print("d=[".."["..d.."]".."]",d)]] print("d=[".."["..d.."]".."]",d)

This is called a quine.

Best Troll script I can think of is resizing the Heads of Players, reverting their BasePart type instances BrickColor property to Pink, and having a Sign hanging over their head;

function BigHead(char)
coroutine.wrap(function()
for i,v in pairs(char:GetChildren()) do if v:IsA("BasePart") then v.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Pink") end end
repeat wait() until char:FindFirstChild("Head") and char:FindFirstChild("Humanoid")
local Part = Instance.new("Part",char) Part.Name = "PINK" Part.Anchored = true Part.CanCollide = false Part.Size = Vector3.new(5,5,1) Part.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Pink") Part.Transparency = 1
local Display = Instance.new("SurfaceGui",Part) Display.Adornee = Part
local Pink = Instance.new("TextLabel",Display) Pink.BackgroundColor3 = BrickColor.new("Pink").Color Pink.BorderColor3 = BrickColor.new("Pink").Color Pink.Text = "I, "..char.Name..", LOVE PINK!\nHEHEH! :D\nGET REKT SON, I LOVE PINK!\nNOT AFRAID TO SHOW IT!" Pink.FontSize = "Size48" Pink.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,1,0) Pink.TextScaled = true Pink.TextWrapped = true
repeat
local Mesh = char.Head:FindFirstChild("Mesh")
if Mesh then
for i = 1, 5, 0.032 do
Mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(i,i,i)
wait(1/44)
Part.CFrame = char:GetModelCFrame() + Vector3.new(0,2,2)
end
for i = 5, 1, -0.032 do
Mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(i,i,i)
wait(1/44)
Part.CFrame = char:GetModelCFrame() + Vector3.new(0,2,2)
end
end
wait(1/19)
until char.Humanoid.Health <= 0
end)()
end

game.Players.PlayerAdded:connect(function(plr)
repeat wait() until plr.Character
BigHead(plr.Character)
plr.CharacterAdded:connect(function(char)
BigHead(char)
end)
end)

for i,plr in pairs(game.Players:GetPlayers()) do
repeat wait() until plr.Character
BigHead(plr.Character)
plr.CharacterAdded:connect(function(char)
BigHead(char)
end)
end

game.Players.ChildAdded:connect(function(player)
local   name = player.Name
local   m = Instance.new("Message", game.Workspace)
        m.Text = name.. ", the jerk has entered the game!"
        game.Debris:AddItem(m, 3)
end)