Why won't this script teleport the player to all other players?

I'm trying to make my script teleport the user to all players via a while true do loop, but unfortunately it does nothing except output attempt to get length of local 'v' (a userdata value)

local lp = game.Players.LocalPlayer

wait(3)

for _,v in pairs(game.Players:GetChildren()) do
	if game:GetService("Players")[v.Name] and game:GetService("Players")[v.Name].Character then
		while true do
			local randomplayer = math.random(1,#v)
			lp.Character.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame = game:GetService("Players")[v.Name].Character.HumanoidRootPart.CFrame
			wait(1)
		end
	end
end

What did I do wrong?