[SOLVED] Not detecting descendants of a script?

My code is simple, and should work, but outputs nothing.

for i, v in pairs(game:GetService("ServerScriptService"):GetDescendants()) do
	print(i, v)
end

The hierarchy looks like this:

ServerScriptService
 - Script
    - RemoteFunction
    - RemoteEvent

What is wrong?

EDIT: Solved, look at my answer.

Problem is that the client can't access ServerScriptService so I'll just be moving everything over to ReplicatedStorage.