Why doesn't my code to make my player run into walls but not players work? Please help!

Here is my code:

local Player = game.Players.LocalPlayer

function HitByPlayer(ObjectTouched)
	if ObjectTouched == game.Players:GetChildren() then
		Player:GetChildren().CanCollide = false
	end
end

function HitByObject(ObjectTouched)
	if ObjectTouched ~= game.Players:GetChildren() then
		Player:GetChildren().CanCollide = true
	end
end

Player.Touched:Connect(HitByPlayer())
Player.Touched:Connect(HitByObject())

I am very new to Roblox Lua. So if this information I am going to give to you is fairly stupid, thats why. It is a Local Script. And it is also placed inside of the workspace. What I am trying to do is to switch your player's CanCollide to false when you run into another player and switch it to true when you run in to something that isn't a player. The code looks right to me. I don't know what is wrong. I hope you can find the solution. Thank you.