Why Does My Script Not Work?

I am Attempting to Clone a Player Not making him/her a Model but the Actual Player, can someone tell me what is wrong with my script??

player = game.Players.LocalPlayer
player.Chatted:connect(function(message)
if message == "Clone Me" then
a = Instance.new("LocalPlayer")
a:clone().Parent = game.Players
end	
end)

player = game.Players.LocalPlayer
player.Chatted:connect(function(message)
if message == "Clone Me" then
a = player:Clone()
a.Parent = game.Workspace
end 
end)