Script that gives the new player stuff if player is me doesn't work, Why? No output?

Ok, I was trying to make a script that whenever a player joins the game, the new player is checked and if the new player is me, it gives me the tools I have in game.ReplicatedStorage Yet, it's not working and is dispensing no errors.

local rowe = game.Players:FindFirstChild("robertwoodsy5115") --nicknames robertwoodsy5115 in the code
local liljim = game.ReplicatedStorage:GetChildren() --Nicknames the children of game.ReplicatedStorage


if game.Players.PlayerAdded() then --Script gets notified if a new player joins
	game.Players:FindFirstChild("robertwoodsy5115") --checks if the new player is robertwoodsy5115
	if not robertwoodsy5115 then return end --Cancels everything if new player isn't robertwoodsy5115
else
	liljim:Clone().rowe.StarterGear --Clones children of game.ReplicatedStorage into robertwoodsy5115's starter gear
	liljim:Clone().rowe.Backpack --Does the same as the line before but with Backpack		
	end
end

local Owner = {"robertwoodsy5115", 78421882} -- your name, and profile ID
local liljim = game.ReplicatedStorage:GetChildren()

game:GetService('Players').PlayerAdded:connect(function(player)
	if (player.Name == Owner[1]) or (player.UserId == Owner[2]) then 
		if liljim:IsA("Tool") then 
			liljim:Clone().Parent = player.Backpack
			liljim:Clone().Parent = player.StarterGear
		end
	end
end)